sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

monarchbaby:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

It’s buying 72 watermelons while not admitting you have a problem

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

wild-lion:

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

silencewillfall:

pizza:

egberts:

silencewillfall:

i just want to invite egberts over to my house for some pizza i mean how fun would that be

(whispering) dont say pizza she might hear you

well well well we meet again

this is the best day of my life